Sunday, December 15, 2013

Perfect Polly Review



Ok, so I'm going to talk about this crazy product called Perfect Polly. Perfect Polly is a plastic mechanical parakeet they sell at CVS, Rite Aid and Wallgreens. The commercial shows a plastic bird in a bird cage. This is a poor excuse to show why people should buy it. It is ten dollars but looks like it could be purchased at a dollar store.

Here's the commercial,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=RS6W2klsIaQ


This is pathetic, who the hell whats to buy this? It doesn't even look realistic..

3 reasons why i think people buy this product.

1.) You are lazy and plain stupid to care for a real bird

2.) For your cat

and 3.) Buy this as a white elephant joke gift, Other than the white elephant gift, I cannot understand why some idiot wants to purchase a plastic bird and put it in a bird cage or perch on their finger.

In other words Perfect Polly is only good as a cat or bird companion toy, I bought this for my crazy uncle for Christmas and he actually liked it. When i bought it for my four year old cousin she silently chucked it out the window as if the bird can really fly!!

2/5 is my rating


Friday, December 6, 2013

One More Sleep Till Xmas, Muppets Christmas Carol

Muppet Christmas Carol Song

One more sleep till Christmas




There's magic in the air this evening
Magic in the air
The world is at her best, you know
When people love and care
The promise of excitement is one the night will keep
After all there's only one more sleep till Christmas
The world has gotta smile today
The world has gotta glow
There's no such thing as strangers
When a stranger says "Hello"
And everyone is family, we're havin' so much fun
After all there's only one more sleep till Christmas'
Tis the season to be jolly and joyous
With a burst of pleasure we feel it all right
It's a season when the Saints can employ us
To spread the news about peace and to keep love alive
There's somethin' in the wind today that's good for everyone
Yes, faith is our hearts today, we're shinin' like the sun
And everyone can feel it, the feelin's runnin' deep
After all there's only one more sleep till Christmas
After all there's only one more sleep till Christmas day